Torn Between Two Passions
My love for the healthy stuff and my cravings for chocolate are at serious war right now. Not any chocolate though, it's gotta be DOVE. I'm not a chocolate lover but DOVE may have turned me into one.
One problem I have though is with the fluffy, cheesey, always uplifting Dove messages hidden inside each piece.
Here are some messages I wish they would try instead
"Get over yourself"
" After you eat this, you should excercise"
" Don't always follow your heart, use your head and moral judgement more often"
"Time is ticking away, start being productive"
" Make sure you brush your teeth after eating this"
Does anyone else get sick of those dumb messages?
2 comments:
you are HILARIOUS. i usually go through a bag of doves so fast i don't even have time to read the messages. and thanks for blogging! i was about to give up on you girls.
Why have I never seen these things?! Great, now I'm going to have to buy some. Thanks Sunny.
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